scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

our age of blogs is collapsing

makin my way downtown

slowly

they tell you that if you work out and eat well and socialize regularly and keep a journal and limit your screen time you’ll feel good and the most fucked up part is that it’s true

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto