lauren :)

100 kisses from the angels on my tummy! 🩺

robby, abbot, dana are too much of leaders of their own, they would not blindly follow a big boss.

according to minion biology, all minions are men so that removes the chance for trinity, samira, victoria, mel, princess, and perlah. the creator made this decision because women are not stupid enough to be minions and i appreciate that.

langdon is a big boss of his own. yelling at his underlings and stealing 🙂‍↕️

this leaves just whitaker and shen. i can see an argument for whitaker, HOWEVER, he’s much too nervous to be a minion. minions have effortless swag and an air of nonchalance. whitaker does not have that. shen’s aura is much more akin to a minion’s. plus, he always has his favorite food around which is a key aspect of the minions. they love bananas and seek them out. shen loves dunkin and keeps that on him, even during a mass casualty.

therefore, shen is the only acceptable answer here and i will not be taking any feedback. thank you.

bonus reactions:

So shoutout to the girl talking about y’all (pretty loudly tbh) in hill library, made my fucking day

I… deeply hate this. Oh god.

Yall are famous lmao

i am foaming at the mouth… MOMMY BARAN IS BACK