Calan ?!

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

OP is into pl*ying and hav*ng f*n :/

We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever

Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

Fanart was abbreviated to fart.

I kill people

thank you for this completely related comment

Have you never heard of the slenderverse

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