The Killer

did some cleaning up but I won’t delete the killer. He’s my murderous friend still

i did it

:)

evil king harkinian: i wonder whats NOT for dinner

kill harkillian: i wonder whats for murder

that second guy sounds relatable

yo why is this on my dash its august

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

It's knife day

HOLY SHIT KNIFE DAY!!!

KNIFE DAY!!!!!!!!1

good day

hi

EVIL GNOME BLAST!

I kill people

i think that's illegal, i might need a gnoyer (gnome lawyer)

last time I had a lawyer I took too much cocaine and ended up renting a car I’m never doing that shit again

EVIL GNOME BLAST!

I kill people

did you hear about the killer

He was destroyed

fuuuck

imagine you’re like a feudal lord or evil ceo or something and you’ve got one of your enemies tied up for interrogation, and you really need answers outta this shmuck. and you’re looking through this like black market list of professional torturers and interrogators and one of the highest rated guys just goes by “THE KILLER”. he’s got this super hardcore profile and great reviews by previous clients, hundreds of them. so of course you hire him and lead him to your secret underground base where you’ve got this spy or nemesis of yours or whatever tied up. and once the torturer arrives the first thing he does is kill the guy

real

thinking abt the killer. sighing wistfully

so is “i am the killerr”

did you hear about the killer

dude why do you have The Killer as your emergency contact

fake news

girl weve been knowing how to despise and kill beatboxers. completely normal puppy

This one is kinda relatable