era of nationwide irresponsibility

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

They must match in material feel/style/texture, but not color or pattern. Ex, one heavy winter sock + one light weight ankle sock is bad wrong awful in every way. Lightweight cotton no show sock + light weight cotton knee sock is bad wrong. Tube sock + sock with the firm stretchy band to hold it up is bad wrong.

same length and same material otherwise no i don't care.

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

women who aren’t even 30 yet

leonardo dicaprio type of post

I'm 1997 I must be ancient. Hilariously I did just get carded to buy loto tickets and dude said "Wow" when he did a double take looking at me and my birth date.

It was a Roselia in Pokemon Diamond! I'd never actually heard of shiny Pokemon before that so I took my game to my brother and said "I think my game glitched, there was a weird sparkle and the color is wrong" and he just said "CATCH IT CATCH IT NOW"

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

sorry im not done gatsbyposting. the nyc celebrations for its 100th anniversary are so uniquely deranged. like here you have a book that absolutely scathes new york parties & dress-up & entertainment & alcohol & careless wealthy east coast elites. and the way the city is celebrating the 100th anniversary of one of the most beautifully written & personally devastating literary tragedies this country has ever produced is by. offering 10% off gatsby-themed cocktails at luxury bars. hosting pay-to-attend 1920s themed costume balls in the wealthiest areas of midtown. setting up penthouse hotel suites to ostensibly resemble locations from the book. a few hours ago at an exclusive private event they had the cast of the glamorous broadway musical, all in designer clothes, light up the empire state building green to advertise their show where tickets cost up to $670. one of them said the green light ‘represents the beauty of the american dream.’ i think you could power all manhattan with energy generated from the rotational torque of f scott fitzgerald spinning wildly in his grave

anyhow i celebrated this international holiday by leaving work early & dressing up & driving north five and a half miserable hours to see the empire state lit up green because this was a true once in a lifetime event & this book changed my life & i wanted to celebrate a character i loved and mourned & see a glittering green light shining on the water & reach for it like dreamers do. but even though all the websites and blogs i could find told me it would be green on the 11th—that it would blaze green all night on the 11th, and i triple checked each one—by the time i got there at 8:15 pm they’d turned it off. and the parties had happened thursday night, not friday. so i ended up alone & exhausted & rain-drenched & freezing & quite frankly absolutely crying my eyes out on the shore across from the city, just fucking stupidly sobbing above the water, wishing i could go back just a little way into the past. and THATS how you do gatsby. ill kill you all

if you don’t reblog this post im gonna explode

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

hey quick question do u smoke pot