Heart Shaped

just had an amazing sleep paralysis experience wherein i looked above my bed and there was a green prompt box thing that said “reveal ghost” and of course my dumbass clicked on it and scary eyes slowly faded in as i tried to squirm around in fear and couldnt move like. man thats stupid you deserve whatever happens to you at that point

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

told my parents i'm trans & they asked if i was AMAB or AFAB

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

Something about how Lucretia "The Lonely Journal Keeper" was lonely from the beginning. How she was set apart in her role as "the chronicler", decidedly not a dedicated scientist or adept magic user or adventurous hero, alone in her role within the crew. How she stayed behind on the ship most often, how she had to endure her own awful, lonely year, how she loved her family so much but that was not enough to save them. How she was the only one to be inoculated during the century, the only one whose opinion differed amidst the seven and the only one who could do what needed to be done. The Director was so, so lonely after she put her plan in motion, but the weight of the world had always been settled upon her back. The Lonely Journal Keeper had been lonely long before she was actually alone.

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.