Heart Shaped

if they had ditch weed dispensaries i would still smoke

but im talking like low down ditch weed. just schwag. grade A ass weed. garbàge. because the shit they smoking nowadays is toxic. i brush past someone walking out of a dispo and 10 minutes later im couchlocked. in my day I would buy an eighth of capital B Boof pack and that shit had me k'ed for a week. the certified reginald. that oregano 10 sack. placebo kush. joe biden diesel. but they don't make it like that no more

Be the scientist you want to see in the world

im always sooooo excited when a story introduces clone. ooooooooo identity issues. oooooo existing for a single precise purpose and being easily replaceable. ooooooo not knowing about the Real World. seeing everything through the biais of being part of a sub human class of people that exist only because someone wanted it to and can be hurt at will with no consequences. oooooo a thousand pathetic technically identical little guys to torture in different ways.

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

Rip Odysseus you would have loved GPS

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means