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This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

#uhhhhh. i have a small container of hersheys kisses that im slowly going through. theyre yummy :)

championofdogs

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

mercurialmilk

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

play-now-my-lord

news is looking pretty good lately

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dilffussy

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

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homoeroticjunoincident

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

ivyandbranch

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

cages-boxes-hunters-foxes

what did you call your friends’ parents or other non-relative adults growing up?

first names

mr/mrs/ms/dr [lastname]

mr/mrs/ms/dr [firstname]

mr/mrs/ms/dr [friend’s name]

ma’am/sir

familial honorific (auntie, uncle)

other

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please tag with your region/country and age (?) if you think that’s relevant! and of course translate these into your native language if not an English speaker

#almost exclusively “missus <friends name>'s mom”#or “mister <friends name>'s dad”

sosaysdean

this is cracking me up

#mcr

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consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

hjartasalt

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

hjartasalt

Chat where did I go wrong

nuka-rockit

the reviews are in

omegaversereloaded

Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

omegaversereloaded

A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all

omegaversereloaded

An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis

ficklefeatherflaunter

Intelligent words from @junequeer

bi-enad

Also would like to point out that men tend to get custody in every case when they ask for it. The stats popularized by MRA's about women always getting custody are largely based on cases where the man didn't even show up to court or pursue custody to begin with. If given the choice between an abusive father and a mother, custody is still more likely to go to the father.

https://scholarship.law.umn.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1576&context=lawineq

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All gays will go to hellsite

king-of-oreo

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

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Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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orthoscheme

*sweeps my whole arm across your desk knocking everything off it* now that i ahve your attanetion, *places a little doggy on your surface* what s this

orthoscheme

*looks down and scowl begins to consume my soul* is he the enemy

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orthoscheme

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

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