trying to figure out a new blog title

you know what. actually this is fine. maybe we just need to give all of the tufted pygmy squirrels ourple wubbas

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

If you tell tell a black transmasc that they have it easy because they're black I'm going to kill you with hammers. Non-negotiable.

One of my favourite bits of Middle English trivia is that in medieval England, illusionism – that is, stage magic based on sleight of hand – was considered to be part of the juggler's art, which eventually caused many words for "magic" to acquire a secondary meaning of "juggling", and vice versa. If you read in an account from the period that someone practised jugglery, that means they were either a juggler or a sorcerer, and sometimes the context does not help!

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

And stickers!

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

whenever a person with any degree of fame comes out as transmasc suddenly we have hordes of people crying and wailing over how people are forcing girls to be trans men and it would be funny if it wasn't so obviously transphobic and harmful

like when elliot page came out people lost their shit and started talking about how if a young girl is seen playing with a toy car the evil leftist trans cult injects her with testosterone and like okay not only is that not true it isn't even relevant here because we are talking about a divorced almost 40 year old man

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!