trying to figure out a new blog title

The literal shadow hanging over my submissions box after Deltarune Chapter 5, dog, its so over.

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

The name's Loudly. Meows Loudly. And you're not gonna believe what I have to say next.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.