trying to figure out a new blog title

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

i can’t stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, “siri, call christian christianson” and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, “what the hell do you want” and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, “kids, am i right” then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, “siri, call christian christianson” and we reminisce about brian and his truck.

I love people who post their thoughts every couple of minutes right as they’re happening. Like yes omg you’re leaving to take a shower two hours ago presses heart button

I love when my mutuals have ocs I like, like that’s great. Mini fandom.

Me and my friends

to me miku is like the patron saint of stuff like inspiration and whimsy and kindness and all that and then teto is the patron saint of Never Fucking Giving Up no matter what kind of ridiculous bullshit life throws at you

makes your puppy dusty

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

notice how everyones 30 now

these are supposed to be my amazing digital thirties