u know, like, a cake shaped constellation

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

woke up to find my knight sharpening his sword in complete darkness like some kind of freak

also not related to ema phannie realness but to this image as a whole in aa universe i do think it's critical that klav have been on the apple remix btw and certain devoted gavinners girlies are like "does anyone else think his verse seems a little personal...?" but they get called too parasocial and shamed out of posting about it. until of course kristoph gets arrested and well let's just say apple remix ft klavier gavin reenters the charts!

happy phoenix wright gets fcking Obliterated day to those who celebrate. 1 dead 1 injured and somehow neither of them are phoenix wright

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

really annoying to have no energy no matter how much sleep you get

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

Hey, don't cry about no Ace Attorney 7. Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car tomorrow, okay?

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

if phoenix was hit by a car one week later it would have been father's day. can you imagine

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

Almost completely true but we’re getting reports that scientists will soon be hard at work, but currently they have plany of time