Fröhlich ins Leben

a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.

I think one of the reasons why things tend to run in cycles is because people generally do look at their parents and go "well I'm not doing that" and then go make their grandparents' mistakes instead.

Wooloo may be a bit of stretch however the litteral James bond chameleon Inteleon has certainly committed atrocities

this is unironically really hot to me. whoever posted this needs to be eaten out for five hundred hours

pharyngeal jaws are actually very funny to me. this stupid fish with no hands just bit down on something and can't fucking swallow it or push it down. solution: second, smaller set of jaws

Yup, this is EXACTLY what happens in yugioh. Pretty neat, right? :D

If it's a legitimate assassination the male body has ways of shutting that whole thing down

What was he wearing :/

“Etsy witch” about to become euphemism for hit man

i run a coin-operated laundromat that contracts with many independent bookkeepers and etsy witches for legitimate purposes

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”