Ahoy thar matey

This is a hygienic personal gum massager designed to stimulate circulation and prevent teeth loosening. It was sold by Atlas Industries in the 1950s and 1960s for $9.95. It featured a unique design intended for "localized massage" and boasted U.L. approval. The ad offered a satisfaction guarantee with a return policy of 5 days.

Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you - From the song Bad Case of Loving You by Robert Palmer

There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the show every week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he figured it out, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

— "Look, it's not the same hat!"

— "Look, he hid the card in his sleeve!"

— "Look, all the flowers are plastic!"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything because it was the captain's parrot.

One day, the ship had a terrible accident and sank. The magician managed to grab onto a piece of wood floating in the middle of the ocean. The next morning, he woke up and saw the parrot sitting on the other end of the same piece of wood, staring at him. They drifted in the ocean for three days without saying a single word to each other.

> Be Richard Feynman

> Teaches himself advanced calculus at age 15

> Fixes neighborhood radios for fun during the Great Depression

> Recruited to work on the Manhattan Project at Los Alamos in his 20s

> Gets bored while building the atomic bomb and starts picking locks

> Breaks into his colleagues' top-secret safes just to leave them mocking notes

> Completely breaks down the government's security system for fun

> Loses his wife to tuberculosis and uses the grief to dive deeper into physics

> Reinvents quantum mechanics by drawing simple sketches (Feynman Diagrams)

> Wins the Nobel Prize in Physics for his breakthroughs

> Refuses to take himself seriously or act like a stuffy academic

> Spends his free time playing the bongo drums in a Brazilian samba band

> Learns how to paint at age 44 and sells his art under a pseudonym

> Travels to remote regions to decode ancient Mayan hieroglyphics

> Investigates the tragic Challenger Space Shuttle disaster on live TV

> Drops a piece of rubber into a glass of ice water in front of Congress

> Instantly proves the O-rings failed due to the cold, cracking the case single-handedly

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver takes one look at the child, makes a face, and says, "Good Lord! That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen in my entire life!"

The woman is completely shocked. Furious, she stomps to the back of the bus and sits down next to a man.

Noticeably shaking with anger, the man asks her, "Are you okay, ma'am? You look absolutely furious."

The woman fumes, "The bus driver just insulted me! He was incredibly rude!"

The bus driver takes one look at the child, makes a face, and says, "Good Lord! That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen in my entire life!"

The woman is completely shocked. Furious, she stomps to the back of the bus and sits down next to a man.

Noticeably shaking with anger, the man asks her, "Are you okay, ma'am? You look absolutely furious."

The woman fumes, "The bus driver just insulted me! He was incredibly rude!"