Ahoy thar matey

This is a hygienic personal gum massager designed to stimulate circulation and prevent teeth loosening. It was sold by Atlas Industries in the 1950s and 1960s for $9.95. It featured a unique design intended for "localized massage" and boasted U.L. approval. The ad offered a satisfaction guarantee with a return policy of 5 days.

Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you - From the song Bad Case of Loving You by Robert Palmer

There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the show every week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he figured it out, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

— "Look, it's not the same hat!"

— "Look, he hid the card in his sleeve!"

— "Look, all the flowers are plastic!"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything because it was the captain's parrot.

One day, the ship had a terrible accident and sank. The magician managed to grab onto a piece of wood floating in the middle of the ocean. The next morning, he woke up and saw the parrot sitting on the other end of the same piece of wood, staring at him. They drifted in the ocean for three days without saying a single word to each other.