Star Creature

its pretty amazing that when a cat is on you or on a table its pretty big but when a cat is on the floor its actually really small

cuddlejob from a girl with huge affections

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID

you need to do a little dance in the kitchen. it is vitally important for your health that you do a little dance in the kitchen. you understand

You may think it's bad when your post leaves your usual circle, but you know you're truly beyond saving when it re-enters your circle from the great beyond with a bunch of comments it picked up on the way.

The post returns from the Hero’s Journey Changed™

the thing is like. i know plenty of poor americans that really did join the military because it was "the only option" but its important to recognize that even among those people its not actually the only option. you can just be poor. they made the choice to kill people so they could advance their own societal position. thats still evil