#𝟣 𝐼𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒯𝑒𝒶 𝐹𝒶𝓃

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

we don’t need billionaires, we need a self-sustaining lesbian commune with a community garden and a cat rescue

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household