Tiddy

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

Senshi looks so offended lol 😂

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

"erm actually this thing you said you experienced, where doctors treated you wrong, is illegal!!" Do you understand that medical malpractice is a real thing and not just a plot device from House MD. You get that, right. Right??

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

I fully closed the tumblr app after half reading this. Realised the brilliance of it too late. And, had to type the words ‘nonbinary baby donut steel’ into my phone

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought