Let There Be Stuff

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"you're so mean to me" sub vs "i can be a little meaner" dom

I can always be a little meaner

being called "dumb" turns me on so much..... but not in a "you're genuinely an idiot" way, more of a "aww baby, your brain just turns off when your needy, huh? you can't even make proper sentences. you're so cute and pathetic, my little dumb pet" way

Never theonk agian

Well, from my point of view you, the hero, are the evil o--No, nope, sorry, no way, can't keep a straight face while saying that. Sorry I know you expect me to give at least a half decent counterargument and to try to like foil you by showing weaknesses within your own ideology and all. But I have a killer migraine and it's been a really long day. No, I just do this because I really like mind controlling innocent victims and a good monologue makes me wet. Yeah I'm not really up for a big debate over our perspectives on history. Also I actually got the timing on my mind whammy trap hidden under the carpet right this time so there's no reason to stall. See you later when you're more agreeable.

I still think the little girl who is the world's most skilled at summoning earthworms has to be, like.. that's the most interesting person alive. I wake up at night and remember that this fucking 6-or-whatever-year-old can just. Do that. That's terrifying. I hate knowing this. But again, at the same time, I wonder about it constantly. The whole thing is supposedly a skill passed down through families. People have been honing this ability for fucking CENTURIES. But this little tiny child absolutely blows everyone else out of the water just by summoning HUNDREDS OF EARTHWORMS

A mech pilot, a construction worker and a porn star walk into a bar. They spend hours talking about how much fun they have riding their Hitachi.