squeak!

the princess brags confidently that you can't see her bulge through the thin fabric of her dress, but when you look down you can see the exact outline of her flat chastity cage

I really don't think it's fair to blame me for drinking unlabeled potions in the alchemist's laboratory. why does she have unlabeled potions of Prevent Thoughts and Manifest Lust just, like, lying out on her bench, hmm?

my ASOIAF fan theory is that Catelyn would have the winterfell cooks make edibles for her in a mommy-needs-to-chill-out kind of way and Ned Stark wouldn't know what they were and he'd eat too many of them and he'd get couchlocked and scared

if being therian was at least as respected as being trans in our society (very low bar) id probably label myself as therian but we're not gonna worry about that right now

No, no, princess, you don't understand! That collar you wear is just as important a sign of your office as your tiara. How else are people supposed to know who to return you to when you run off?

puppy pad princess

i like when a character is sooo sooo sickly and frail. they have bad bones disease. they don't have any blood in them. they have 1 HP. they made this one out of paper instead of people parts. you have to Gently kiss them on the forehead.

no wait. muoy peanaes.

Things may not go your way today. But you might see a little tiny bird while you're out.

they neutered the princess

the princess dressed up as a boy and claimed to be a squire so that she could spy on the knights, but she thinks that they might be onto her. do squires normally have to put their faces into the knight's sweaty crotches after every joust?