squeak!

I'd like reading plays more if they didn't keep trying to get me to age regress

"Act 2" I couldn't read back then idiot!

The concept of being borrowed is so hot. Your partners friend asking to borrow you, and you don’t get a say, they’re not asking you. Your partner has the power, the say in who can borrow you, who you have to listen to, what they’re allowed to do to you. And you just go along with it, like a good puppy

I SHOULD BE GETTING BORROWED RIGHT NOW !

i don’t appreciate you calling my Front Facing Princess Transportation Harness a “baby carrier”. prostrate yourself in front of me and the Transport Maid and apologize

So do you think there's any piss fetishists out there that are really interested in the precise volume of piss they can generate? It just seems like one of those things someone would be into, but I don't know anyone who's into it. Ooo look at meeee I'm pissing into a series of beakers to measure my exact production in mL. Get with me I can make 5k mL in an evening oooooo. I think a certain kind of person who is really passionate about statistics could do a lot with this concept.

See, there are plenty of omorashi folk who sort of do this. But it’s focused on intake, not output. So it’s not exactly the same.

Wise ... 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️ ... the omo folk are very wise ...

[pointing at myself in the mirror] lock the fuck in we can not afford to be five years old right now

get your head in the FUCKING game

abwehhhh

you need to give that trans girl the space to be an evil princess. you need to buy her a cursed tower and such.

ultimate sexual fantasy -> woman who loves you

2nd ultimate sexual fantasy -> women who love you

doing insane shibari on my fairy wife with shit I bought at the craft store and telling everyone she's a keychain