Mostly just a mixture of fandom trash and cats.

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

Your religious trauma is valid. This does not mean you get to use it to lash out at others.

do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much

Not to be that person but I feel like sometimes Shrek being so memeable prevents people from seeing how truly revolutionary and radical the first two films really were. A children’s fairy tale that argues that no, ugliness does not mean bad and beautiful does not mean good. A fairy tale that argues that everyone deserves love, even those cast out of the margins of society. A fairy tale that dares to have a female protagonist not be conventionally attractive or helpless. A fairy tale that argues that love does not happen at first sight, but is grown through mutual respect and interest. That’s pretty fucking sick if you ask me

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

2021 lasted 5 seconds and those 5 seconds lasted 20 years that felt like only a few months i hope that clears things up

In a nutshell: 2021 was a fever dream that none of us really remember but felt very real and very long while it was happening.

‘We Don’t Talk About Bruno’ is so funny because it’s kind of functionally the opposite of a villain song: not an evil person singing about how rad they are, but a bunch of characters performing a diss track for a guy who didn’t do anything wrong

#you understand it from the aunt’s perspective right because in her memory Bruno ruined her wedding day etc #but the cousin dives in to drop the most intense character assassination in the movie just because he thought it would be funny skdfg