AU where Steve's parents want to get rid of him as quickly as possible so he starts school as soon as the could convince the school board to allow it.
Steve starts school early. He graduates early. Everyone is under the impression that he's older than he is and he never fixed this misconception because, really. How often does your age come up?
All to say that Robin is kinda shocked when she's getting cash out of Steve's wallet and, "We're the same age."
"Yeah."
"Actually," She says, staring at Steve's unfairly photogenic driver's license photo. "I’m older than you."
She lets that sit before, "Oh my god! You're just a baby."
"Um, no?"
"You're just a little itty-bitty child and everyone lets you put yourself in danger first because they thought you were the oldest," She laments dramatically. "Next time, I will be the one who is in danger."
"There is not going to be a next time!"
@morganbritton132 tag preservation squad: #Robin is ready to be as annoying as possible about this#turns out Nancy is also like a month older than Steve#Robin is calling her a cradle robber now#Robin: Remember when you had a crush on me?#Steve: That was for literally five seconds when I was on drugs#Robin: you like older women huh?
