Cactus You

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

It Is Wintertime

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

would you collect rocks with me. be honest

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today

the uk needs to decrim weed so the great british baking show can have edibles week

mr sandman. we meet at last. you cannot run. i'm kicking your ass