future in progress

does anyone wanna share a thing of fries

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

Little freaks

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.

This what I mean when I say science writing is terrible and you need to actually go back to the academic publications themselves to get what’s going on

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him