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the year is 2070, tombstones have been abandoned in favour of 4ft tall marble funkopop figures of the deceased

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

Pretty much.

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

Is he an alien

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

bae? you woke? i had a problematic dream =/

There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

okay why is this the most weirdly specific relatable meme i’ve ever seen holy fuck

god whenever i see those jokes that are like.. “haha lads we put glasses on the floor at the MET and everyone thought it was art jokes on them” jokes on you bitch! you put something out there in a context of display + consumption of art and people took it seriously because that is what the social etiquette of galleries impedes the viewer to do and you drew a response and reaction out of them and then thousands of other people by laughing at them. you made art bitch. you simulated the experience then proved your own joke with you as the punchline bitch. not the viewers.