trash

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed

waiting for my nails to dry affords me the perfect opportunity to do the dishes and organize my sandpaper and steel wool collection and synthesize acetone

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

You are not “GETTING WORSE IN ART” you are “MALNOURISHED” and need a “GOOD SALMON DINNER”

a lot of loving and being loved by people is recognizing when they're sincerely trying to help or comfort you even if their words are clunky and unhelpful at best and holding onto the sentiment that they are trying to reach for you at all. and a lot of the time that has to be enough because it's all you're going to get

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened