as pretentious as it needs to be

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

Nothing like going to bed. Yay I get blanket time!

Nothing sadder than wake up time. What do you mean I need to leave the kingdom of warms?

black mackerel tabby

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

do nuns have pockets

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"