Meet me in the pit behind Denny’s

lowkey i am anguished

sega had me terminated for these

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

There is at least one thing to do in kansas

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

does anybody know if we have fundamentally changing as a person tomorrow

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

your penis is died. game oval

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life