Meet me in the pit behind Denny’s

lowkey i am anguished

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

sega had me terminated for these

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

There is at least one thing to do in kansas

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now