#1 Shane Defender

If the episode started with a call on the set of a telenovela being filmed, Eddie could be fangirling over a lead actor, reestablishing him being a fan of the genre to the GA while also hinting at his sexuality. This would parallel Maddie and Chim in the episode with the emergency at the Bachelor Mansion. The episode that coincidentally also happens to be Buck’s bi awakening.

If the episode opened with a scene out of context of the telenovela episode being filmed (before 9-1-1 inevitably needs to be called) the plot of the episode could then reflect what is happening in that scene and its characters and also borrow some stylistic choices for how the episode is shot and directed.

words: 8073 // tags: explicit sexual content, consensual non-consent alternating pov, wrestling, kink exploration, under-negotiated kink, dry humping, pain kink, anal sex, implied subdrop and domdrop, post-e1e6 - the cottage

"Fuck. OK." Shane's heart is hammering in his ears. He feels claustrophobic. Hot all over. His voice is shaking. His dick is so fucking hard. "Let me go for real now." Ilya cocks an eyebrow, stealing Shane's breath as he presses him down that much deeper into the sheets. "Is what you want?" he asks, his eyes fixed carefully on Shane's face. Shane swallows. It is and it isn't. Ilya is stronger than him right now. Ilya could do whatever he wanted and Shane wouldn't be able to stop it.

can sleep anywhere. literally can sleep on a concrete floor. he once fell asleep sitting up on the locker room bench and got made fun of for weeks. and once he's asleep there is no waking him. he can literally sleep through an earthquake and has slept through his alarm on multiple occasions.

and he snores so fucking loudly. literally can shake a room. his and shane's relationship got found out by marleau because he walked past shane's hotel room and only one person can snore like that. shane sometimes kicks him out of their room if he was snoring too loud because once he snored so loud they missed BOTH of their alarms

keeps a picture of shane and anya in his wallet and shows it to everyone, calling them his husband and his daughter

watches telenovelas and gets VERY invested. shane once walked in on him crying about rosa and feliz's fight and how he's made for her and she doesn't know it because she's so hung up on antonio and shane kinda just fell even more in love

anyway, my freak sex headcanon of the day is that one day they’re bickering about something stupid a la the video game scene at the cottage. ilya actually agrees with whatever shane is saying but, ever the contrarian, argues for argument’s sake. and whenever he gets sick of playing up the bit (plus he’s a little horny from how seriously shane is taking their silly banter about pizza toppings or whatever), he tackles him and they start play wrestling on the rug. shane’s protests are weak, he likes when ilya holds him down, but he laughs and tells him to fuck off and pushes at his shoulders with no real strength behind it.

then ilya’s eyes darken and his face lights up with a mischievous little light bulb above his head.

“why don’t you fight back, hm? scared you can’t beat me?”

Here's some nasty sweaty filthy post game sex

Shane having very jock-y porn preferences

And a gym bro au with shower hook up

Also the fic that jay rec'd in the comments, fun!!

And because I'm insane, I'm adding a couple fun posts I found in my reblogs:

Hollanov being dudes and wrestling and Shane being a jock and a slut