#1 Shane Defender

shane should push ilya up against more walls

Ilya’s texts get leaked but fortunately nobody figures out him and Shane because his texts with Cliff and Bood are so unimaginably horny

the hottest thing a guy can be is a slut. and the second hottest thing a guy can be is self aware of how hot they are. and i have really really bad news about hudson williams.

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

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love when ilya gets overwhelmed by shane’s hole…. holeverwhelmed if u will

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

u can tell a lot about a person by which game changers book is their least favourite for example: if it’s role model ur wrong and sick in the head

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

i hope i'm not just a mutual to you but a perverted freak as well

Bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the expression is