โThe stars are so beautifulโ but itโs Ilya referring to Shaneโs freckles
โThe stars are so beautifulโ but itโs Shane referring to Ilyaโs moles
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โThe stars are so beautifulโ but itโs Ilya referring to Shaneโs freckles
โThe stars are so beautifulโ but itโs Shane referring to Ilyaโs moles

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Shaneโs reading in bed and Ilya swoons a little and tells him how cute and sexy he is, and theyโre husbands now, they have all the time in the world together so they can do boring things, so Ilya crawls under Shaneโs arms and snuggles into his chest and says, โRead it to me.โ
โWhat?โ
โRead, out loud. Itโll be nice. What cute couples do.โ
And Shane rolls his eyes and snorts a little laugh but complies because damnit it is what cute couples do and theyโre a cute ass couple.
But then he starts reading aloud some hockey autobiography or non fiction about strategies and success stories and Ilya lasts about 15 minutes before going โOh my god this is actually so boring,โ and leaning up to kiss Shane hard.
Just because they can do other things than fuck doesnโt mean itโs not still the best option
I think by now Hudson and Connor have repeated enough times that they do not want pictures to be taken that we are all aware, yet the stalking continues.
I don't think any of it is ok. The public street pictures help identify their neighbourhood - where they are staying, which gym they go to and lead to increasingly intrusive, dangerous and disturbing stalking like Connor being touched without consent and followed to his private residence or Hudson being photographed inside the private gym clearly without his knowledge or consent.
If you call yourself a fan of either or both of them, please don't spread these non-consensual photos and videos and call out the stalkers instead of encouraging their behaviour.
They will be working in Toronto for months, and the situation is already spiralling badly with stalkers reportedly flying in to harass them. They will be forced into lockdown, it will impact their mental health being hunted for pics, and it will burden the production to have to increase security.
There are no upsides. We should not engage with this kind of content, and wait until they share what they are comfortable sharing.
โ dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Eight months later and Connor is still looking at Hudson with those same heart eyes ๐ฅน๐ฅฐ

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Ilya takes photos of Shane where he looks ethereal and beautiful with his stunning freckles and striking aquiline nose, caught spontaneously in front of a beautiful sunset.
Shane takes photos of Ilya while heโs drooling asleep on the couch with his hand in his pants cupping his balls with a face looking like he just smelled a fart
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i just imagine the oldies at davidโs mcgill hockey team is jealous as fuck like what do you MEAN his son and son in law are THE HOCKEY GUYS like the best ones. some of them tried to get their child to date a hockey player and didnโt even succeed but david hollander not only is the father of the best hockey player but also the father in law of the other best hockey player??? i swear heโs living the dream of some of his old teammates they hate to see a uni reunion coming
what if Ilya has to go through the mortifying ordeal of realising that his husband is actually funnier than him. like of course he knows his Shane is funny, don't let the flat voice and dry humour fool you. but he was completely unprepared for seeing Shane being actually that funny in the lockerroom. in a familiar environment where he is completely confident and relaxed, surrounded by people who genuinely like him and who he likes just as much, together with the love of his life at his side, finally completely himself. no no no no that is not sweet! not at all! it's not good! it's actually a dire situation! how is Ilya supposed to get anything done when he can't stop cackling at Shane's jokes that have no right to be that funny? how is he supposed to skate when his lungs collapsed because he laughed so hard at Shane's silly bit where he does all these different voices?? what about his authority as very very serious hockey captain when his entire team his hanging on Shane's lips, smiling and giggling, when Shane tells that story of how they got stuck in a snowbank, with that deadpan tone and mischievous sparkle in his eyes? and no!!! Ilya is NOT lovingly staring at Shane, his heart is NOT overflowing with love and warmth seeing Shane so happy, goddamnit.
i have another idea.

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โhave you ever? do you want to?โ (kisses his ear sweetly) THE ILYA ROZANOV TACTICS OF GETTING TO TOUCH SOME VIRGIN ASS
one year somebody on the Centaurs team (probably Harris) gets Shane and Ilya matching spoof training jerseys. instead of saying PROPERTY OF CENTAURS across the chest they say PROPERTY OF HOLLANDER and PROPERTY OF ROZANOV. the entire locker room thinks it's the funniest thing they've ever seen. Ilya laughs. Shane chuckles too, shakes his head, calls everyone idiots. they play it off perfectly.
then they get home and it's suddenly not funny anymore because they're codependent weirdos. Shane is standing in the kitchen trying very hard not to think about the words PROPERTY OF ROZANOV while Ilya immediately changes into the PROPERTY OF HOLLANDER jersey and just... wanders around the house wearing it with the most insufferably smug look on his face. they fuck about it.
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theyโre literally best friends who love each other and they get to walk around in their matching outfits and go to work and mash their enormous muscles together and pretend to fuck. btw. if you even care.
you're such a baby.

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how it feels knowing that hudson and connor are best best friends who love each other sincerely and cherish their time together and nothing any of these weird loser freaks on the internet say will change that and they will certainly die mad about it