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was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool
I do think Cliff was very proud of Ilya for pulling Shane motherfucking Hollander when he found out. I do also think we was very confused about Ilya suddenly having gone gay. He didn't have a problem with it, he just didn't see it coming, and he's not really sure how to act around him the first time he they hang out together, just the two of them, after the leak.
He wants to show Ilya that he's good with him - that he can be his gay self around him - so the first time they meet up, Cliff suggests they go shopping. Ilya's a little confused. He and Cliff have never gone shopping together and, though it could be fun, he's not really feeling up for a full outing. Cliff then suggests brunch and, when Ilya shoots that down too, he asks if Ottawa has any gay bars they could go to. Although the idea of watching Cliff get hit on by guys all night is vaguely tempting, Ilya suggests they just meet at home and play some video games.
Cliff feels a little disappointed Ilya isn't ready to share his gay side with him but he gets it. He knows how the hockey culture is and maybe he just needs to show Ilya he's a proper ally and then he'll let himself be his gayest self.
Throughout their hang, he keeps trying to subtly show Ilya that he's safe around him. He talks about the latest season of Drag Race, he asks him who's his favourite Will and Grace character and says he likes Jack the most, he asks who his favourite pop diva is and tells him he thinks BeyoncĂŠ is rad. Ilya doesn't seem to take the hint though. Apparently he isn't watching the latest Drag Race season, he doesn't know who his favourite Will and Grace character is and he tells Cliff he already knows Ilya's more of a rap guy but BeyoncĂŠ's cool. He prefers Megan Thee Stallion, though.
When Ilya brings out a couple of beers for them, Cliff carefully tells Ilya that if he wants a White Claw or something instead, then that's okay. Apparently, that's Ilya's breaking point and he goes off like, "Cliff, I'm the same fucking person I was, okay? I still like the same stuff. The only thing I didn't share is that I also like fucking men. I drink beer. I drink vodka. Shane and I play video games, we watch hockey, we watch rugby, we work out together." Cliff is a little confused, "and then you fuck?" "Yes, Marley, and then we fuck. Do you have a problem with that?" And all Cliff can say is, "that sounds pretty awesome." And it really does. If what Ilya's saying is true, it sounds like being gay is just like having a best bro who also makes you cum. That sounds like a fucking dream, to be honest.
Can someone who understands psychology explain why this makes someone "rude"?
Phatic discourse, a subset of affiliative signaling.
When Co-workers do things like ask about weekend plans, chat about non-work topics, eat lunch in the same room, they are--subconsciously--reaffirming that they are part of a cooperative (or, minimally, non-antagonistic) social group.
The other primates cement social bonds by grooming each other; we do it by making small talk.
If they solicit your participation in these rituals, and you repeatedly refuse those bids, you are marking yourself out as, at best, an outsider to the group, and thus potentially antagonistic.
This is all happening on the monkey-brain level; they have no idea what they're doing or how they are interpreting your response, so there's no way to clear up the misunderstanding.
To the ape sleeping in your co-worker's DNA, either you are part of the grooming circle, or you are an outsider who, for all it knows, may be coming to steal all the bananas.
Even if you would prefer not to socialize with your co-workers, it's generally worth it to set aside 5 minutes a couple times a week for phatic communication. You don't have to answer your co-workers' affiliative signals every time, but it's less trouble in the long run if you respond to a few of them.
if you are the type of person who really just wants to be left alone to do their work in quiet: it is actually easier to achieve this as part of the in-group. when you enter a new space, in this case, a job, make it your GOAL to make everyone Know Who You Are. introduce yourself to everyone you meet. literally everyone. "hi I'm Jack I'm New." this helps burst the awkward bubble. you are now one of the monkeys.
at some point, either in response to an invitation, or just in the natural course of conversation, you can add in that you are a "quiet type" who "needs their silence" or what have you. customize to your personal needs. i find it helpful to imagine a well dressed elderly woman describing the sort of peace she needs to manifest.
roughly once a week if you see a group of people chatting, engage with them. keep it pleasant. it can be superficial. word will travel that you are Nice and Quiet and Not The Chatty Type protecting you from group lunches etc. if you have an office with a door that you keep closed a lot, putting up any kind of decor will also send positive signals.
humans are monkeys! for better or worse!
Pro tip: try to make a note (write it down if you have to) about some inconsequential thing that your coworker mentions so you can ask about it later. Kids and pets are great for This. As are hobbies. One guy in my office zoom called in from his house and I saw he had an arcade game in his office so I asked him about it later and he lit up like a Christmas tree. Another coworker has a pet pig and I ask every couple months how the pig is doing. This is a great strategy for pivoting conversation away from you and will make them think you are the friendliest monkey in the pod.
genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.
via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:
people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

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one of the best ways iâve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase âiâm open to the possibilityâ
this particularly works with anything negative iâve forecasted. âi woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suckâ isnât a particularly helpful thought, but âitâs a great day to be alive!!!!!â feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep
instead iâll tell myself, âi really donât feel good right now, but iâm open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.â or âiâm in a lot of pain today, but iâm open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite thatâ
sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but youâre not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference
always shop around for every service, friends.
got another roof estimate from a place that is. iffy. just because i literally emailed fucking EVERYONE in the area.
BUT them going lower means $10k estimate from option 1 (with good reviews and that offers a five year warranty and free shingle replacement if any blow off in a storm, etc.) just became $8k. đ
...soooooo license number he had on his written estimate is pulling no returns on the state database
contacted him to ask if that's his current license number and am hoping he just hasn't updated his estimate form recently
when i tell you this man just sent me his llc confirmation after being asked for his contractor's license
alrighty so homie is OFF the options list
c'mon [redacted] stopping by on tuesday to give me an estimate
addition to first post: always check licensing through your state's database, friends
bruh, i do not know. i straight up was like, "hey, i was running through to check the license numbers of everyone i got estimates of, but the one you have on the estimate isn't returning anything. i tried looking up all of the licenses granted in [this city] and didn't see anything there, either. is that your current license number? or are you registered in a different city?"
and man sent through screenshots of his llc registration.
like dude. at least TRY to lie to me. or just straight ghost me.
he obviously has my home address atp so i didn't call him on it, but he's going to be getting a, "hey, thanks so much for the estimate, and i'll let you know if i have any projects in the future, but i got a lower offer" in a few days whether that's true or not lmao.
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shane would be such an overprotective person about the people he loves, but especially about ilya, especially when theyâre married. like theyâre at a bar or something and shane overhears a guy next to them say something about derogatory about ilya under his breath and shane immediately turns around and goes. iâm sorry. whatâd you say? no, go ahead, say it again. whatâd you say about my husband? speak up, iâll wait. he stands up and towers over the guy and the guyâs all sheepish like okay wait heâs going to actually rock my shit and ilya is like genuinely holding shane by the scruff of his neck going if we get banned from this bar i swear to god shane itâs fine weâre good please donât but shane is already taking off his wedding ring
i need peleton pt 2 now that hudsons a brick house. pulease

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mr avoidant attachment strikes again... hey let's have really tender sex in the light of day for the first time and spoon in bed about it afterwards and then literally the second the postcoital afterglow fades i'll start casually monologuing about all the pussy i'm still getting. all the time. whenever i want it. i could get it right now if i wanted. my friend thinks you're hot i bet she'd let me fuck her while you watched. would you like that? should i fuck a woman while you watch? to remind you that what we're doing is meaningless? [ding] oh hang on the food i lovingly prepared for you is ready
on the topic of shaneandilya vs. the centaurs media machine. i would be very very interested in like. actual professional conflict between harris + the centaurs new reputation as a gay athlete utopia and shane specifically. shane went to the sidcros school of saying a lot of words but also nothing of substance at all. nothing political. nothing personal. fun anecdotes that just reword the question he was asked. given how shane in particular is treated after being outed, that he is the one person completely ostracised by his team, there is not a universe where i feel he would tolerate his relationship or personal life being used as fluffy content for the centaurs tiktok page. harris wants to show the world shaneandilyaâs loving, respectful relationship and how they support each other in the room. he wants them to reveal how they met, their favourite memories, what it was like playing against each other. maybe one of those couple guessing games. shane refuses outright and will not budge. harris asks on behalf of the queer fans, the kids in ottawa who might grow up to be drafted as centaurs in the future. shane declines again. harris, gently, tells shane that thereâs nothing to be ashamed of, and the centaurs support him and ilya completely. shane asks if the centaurs will continue to support them if he refuses to be milked for viral bits. harris is perhaps thinking â unkindly â that shane is still repressing his sexuality, and denying his and ilyaâs right to publicly love each other the way everyone deserves. he asks why shane is so reluctant to even consider it when the centaurs have been so welcoming to him and troy. shane replies well maybe thatâs because when you came out as gay it wasnât a top story on cnn, harris.
genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

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Okay if you are so inclined, I now have a desperate need for your take on the first time Shane and Ilya have drunk sex because I feel like it is definitely post cottage I love youâs and 100% emotionally destroys both of them.
At this point in the night their chairs are pushed into each others, the left wicker leg of Shaneâs overlapping the right wicker leg of Ilyaâs. The sunset is long retired into a navy star sky, and the few candles on the table a couple outdoor lights are the only light around the pair. The crickets and the breeze through the thick trees make the night softer, wrapped around them in a hum. It makes Shane feel like one long exhale of breath, muscles giving way under a trigger point.
Theyâve been out there for hours, the deck of the cottage, dinner plates forgotten to the side with empty beer bottles, conversations having done laps around them, warm beaming laughing and bickering, taunting. Leaning in closer to talk the more beer they drank, Ilya had hooked his foot under Shaneâs chair to pull it in closer to his side of the table because âhere Iâll show youâ when Ilya had been trying to describe a video Sveta had sent him. After heâd tucked his phone away, Ilyaâs arm had gone over the back of Shaneâs chair, heat of his arm radiating on Shaneâs neck, making the short hairs stand up as Ilya kept him there, close.
Shaneâs hand had found one of Ilyaâs other one between them, toying with his fingers. Now Shane finds himself tispy and half hard and Ilya is a long strong body sprawled out in his chair, thighs splayed in a pair of Shaneâs shorts that are too small on him and a tank that makes his chest look ridiculous. Shane is pretty sure heâs been half hard since the second beer, watching Ilyaâs body become all strong shadows and dark lines of muscle in the candle flame.
Ilya had been describing the time he took in a litter of kittens he found in the alley behind his house when he was seven and how heâd managed to hide them in his bed for two days before his mama realised. Heâd looked so relaxed, so warm and open, so much of what Shane had never seen of him for so long, not until now, not until the cottage and being true and the âI love yousâ
Shane doesnât usually let himself get this intoxicated, not bothered really either by the taste or how it made him feel- like a spiral wound too full of secrets at the core to come all the way undone. But right now, each beer just feels like Ilyaâs touch, warm and fizzing under his skin. A promise of something good for him.
Heâs blissed, warm and heavy from the drinks and Ilyaâs attention, of low warm tangled conversation, looks across the table, small brushes of hands and feet and flirty looks. The weight of Ilyaâs gaze on Shaneâs mouth as he fits it around the neck of the bottle and tilts up to swallow, the way his gaze followed his neck as he drinks.
Shaneâs barefoot half drunk and horny in his favourite place in the world with the man who he loves and loves him and Ilyaâs been giving him sex eyes for hours now, all of this too is part of it, part of the sex theyâll be having later, like a promise, like the next tide lapping at their ankles- a sure change in the night.
Ilyaâs hand loosens out of Shaneâs then, turns flat laid over his thigh, fingers grip and Shane sighs, slow and heavy through his nose. Ilya turns the head to the sound of his exhale, and their noses almost brush because Shane is already looking at him, lips slightly parted.
âYou have a nice night baby?â Shane asks, voice soft and he shivers when Ilya pulls his hand way, collects his beer bottle from between his thighs and takes a sip as he nods, curls moving.
I think ilya regularly makes yuna laugh until there are tears streaming down her face. and this makes shane very, very soft inside