c0rruptio-n

They seem to own you.

Was that english

allow me to rephrase: if the sun s why ?? ? cold

Translation: I speak bullshit

im not bilingual im straight so stop??

This is literally my favorite video.

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

so basically this is the moon’s ass

if we’re in a mutual follow feel free to give me your credit card number ! :)

@tritonefromhell me

have you ever felt like you’re just not meant to be happy? reblog if you love Dr pepper

Life tip #42: PLUCK EYEBROWS YOURSELF! DON'T LET NO BITCH RUIN THEM THEY TOO PRECIOUS

If you show me you don’t give a fuck.  I’ll show you that I’m better at it.

well someone said it

Rebloging this again!!!!

AND PROBLY STILL WATCHES FAMILY GUY IN FUCKING CRYING @dietmemes