I sat cross-legged in a lake for 10,000 years

Ohhhhh my god u hate rose tyler? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite steven moffat

it’s actually soooo funny to me that qui gon dies when he runs ahead without obi wan because that’s like. so quintessentially Him. truly a man who died the way he lived: diving headfirst into a situation he was not at all prepared for against the advice of anyone with common sense

[Image description: a gifset from Doctor Who showing The Fifth Doctor fixing part of the TARDIS as he says, “Well, you know how it is. You put things off for a day and next thing you know it’s a hundred years later.” /end image description]

sometimes girls dont answer texts ever and thats ok

one of the best/funniest dynamics on TV is antagonistic best friends who insult each other constantly but are immediately in cahoots whenever there’s a whiff of shenanigans. nothing better than two bozos bickering nonstop as they execute the stupidest plan you’ve ever heard

It’s not the traditional format but I still feel like there’s a children’s hospital joke to be made somewhere here

someone help me my girlfriend will not stop saying “democracy dies in darkness” in a daffy duck voice she’ll like drop something in the kitchen and instantly go “democrathy dieth in darkneth”