sons of helm dm me

desired you while the women flee

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

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I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

I’ve literally never been in a situation outside of middle school where a man crying has been mocked/ hasn’t been taken seriously. Like most adults are pretty empathetic towards men displaying emotion and I’ve heard many women express the sentiment that seeing a man cry immediately moves them to tears because “men only cry when it’s really serious” like the idea that women all point and laugh at a man weeping is such an absurd fiction lmfao

Keep lying. Everyday men milk themselves because of misandrists not letting us properly express our emotions.

every day men milk themselves

They aren't submitting, they're wanting you personally to cross dimensions, 'do him', and get him pregnant so he stops chasing that god damn whale lol

I'm busy. The whale should get him pregnant.

these are more insulting that what you find on incel forums

Shit devised by individuals with scrotal anatomy and intellect. The testicled need to go out and touch some grass and then come back inside and guzzle some bleach. I'm sure med students will have some use for bodies with penises to do experiments on.

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options