human yuck puddle

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

It's bleed out and die thursday

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

i have to believe that one day i’ll live in a place where i can paint the kitchen green and take care of a fluffy animal and make salmon whenever i want it and love someone who loves me enough to call me from the grocery store to see if i want anything. i have to believe

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person