wisp 2

One of my most inane reoccuring notions i entertain is the idea of constructing a spec bio dichotymous key for some stupid little made up worm. Like imagine a tiny game where you're collecting these organisms but instead of just telling you what they are, you need to consult Literature about it. you need to squint at its little body count its little hairs and ridges and still probably get it wrong anyways. It wouldn't tell you if you're right or wrong. You just make your judgements and live with them.

I love being freaky and gangly cause that's who I am and that's who I wanna be

you posted this on my birthday

Happy January twenty six birthday !

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

Official ornithology post

can everyone stop doing crimes in the fucking snow storm. i am not wearing anything under this outfit i am freezing my spiderdick off

I thtink you'll find it's Thuesday* ☝️

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

is there a name for the thing where people find out that a cute animal is still an animal that kills and fucks and does things that would be bad for humans to do to eachother so they start going "did you know DUCKS are EVIL?? did you know DOLPHINS will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF GOD?? did you know your CAT is MORALLY BANKRUPT??"

i hate fun