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having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

does anyone else see a sports field on a cold night in the texture of the hair

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.

This is great advice because it still recognizes that "handle the situation maturely" still needs to be the endgame.

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here