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This is Alice, my Cappadocian seeress from my 16th century new world expansion game - and some of the things she's Seen in her visions at different points of the chronicle. I love her so much, I need to figure out how to draw her and her boytoy ghoul.
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
Edward elric vs the riddler
Reality shifting is a discredit to the reputation of witchcraft and is delusional
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agree
partially agree
disagree
what the fuck
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other (reblog/reply)
I'm of two minds because on a scientific level, I absolutely believe in parallel/alternate realities a la string theory. However. Does that mean I think 15 year olds on Tiktok are projecting to a parallel universe where they can live with their blorbos? No. That's dissasociation. Which is understandable considering the state of the world, but let's call a spade a spade and not use fancy schmancy new agey nonsense as an excuse to check out of the life we have here and now.
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
ATTENTION!
FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED
i got merchant
Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience
something something women in the church something something papal patriarchy
idk man
everyone should do this meme and report back I wanna see what pokes y'all are into rn!!
Feeling nostalgic today
Starting a vtm play by post soon and decided i wanted to do a quick stylized sketch of my Nos (this is paint pen on black paper).
This is Juniper. She's a Twitch streamer and hacker who was hired by the Circulatory System to wipe digital footprints of their targets. Unfortunately for them, the local anarch barons paid her off, so she's playing double-agent for them.
So far, our coterie is shaping up to be her, a cosplayer Ravnos, a drag queen that will either be ministry or toreador, a tzimisce that owns a gas station, and one player hasn't decided yet. Since this is gonna be a sequel to our previous Anarch game, I'm super excited to dive back in.
The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it
Assistant: "What about the gunpowder found at the scene?"
Detective: "I thought about that as well! But as you can see from the bullet wound, it was clearly done posthumously."
Assistant: "Remarkable find! But why would someone shoot a corpse?"
*Bounty hunter 'Gun shootman' tossing his hat on the ground and stomping it as he rips up the contract he hoped to cash in on fulfilling*
Femme fatale: his ink bottle was knocked over detective. I dont know if that means anything but its all i could find. *coquettishly turns and shows off ink stains on dress*
Detective: The victim was murdered in the lounge actually so i don't think there should have been any ink there at all
Femme fatale: *takes off heels and throws them through the glass window*
In the end it’s revealed that the “victim” died of natural causes
So Murder on the Orient Express, but as a dark comedy
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gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.
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Heyyyy so is anyone else's tumblr feed suddenly getting overrun by religious ads sporting shitty AI images????
I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.
But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?
My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.
A few months later
All hail the High Warden of Gondor.
Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.
Every time I see this post I’m obligated to reblog and make it your problem too!
i got a 100% on this bostonian-to-english quiz but i grew up near boston..... i'm curious what you guys get. there's a couple things in here i didn't even know are regionalisms + a couple things i hadn't heard before but could parse pretty easily from context. tag/reply with what you got and if you're familiar with the area or not!
My brain wouldn't shut up until I made this.
Technically Goncharov is a Christmas movie
Folks we've been over this, the inescapable hold that the mafia has on every character is part of what makes it a metaphor for capitalism in the film.
Goncharov is a *labor day* movie.
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It's me, I'm sickos
Vampires still go senile despite not aging. It just happens when you live for so goddamn long. Imagine babysitting a guy who looks forever 21 so he doesn't just wandering into the sunlight because he forgot he's a vampire for the 2.7 millionth time.
