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Clean cut guys.

What’s good, bros? Welcome to HowToHimbo, where I teach you how to become the perfect himbo.

Jock bro, trophy boy, brainless slut, or anything in between… if you wanna get bigger, hotter, dumber, and happier, you’re home.

Let’s build that body, that vibe, and that “pretty but empty” headspace.

Possible Side Effects of full himbo transformation:

• Massive increase in libido — you’ll be horny 24/7 with almost zero off-switch

• Decreased intelligence — those big thoughts get replaced by simple, happy, fuzzy ones

• Intense cravings for sex — cock, pussy, both, or anything that feels good. Your brain will default to “how do I get fucked or fuck right now?”

• Vapid & narcissistic tendencies — you’ll become gloriously shallow, self-obsessed, and addicted to attention

• Bonus effects — permanent glow-up energy, zero shame, and the ability to smile and flex through anything

Warning: Once you start, most bros don’t want to go back.