Not a place of honour.

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Despite approximately 200,000 years of evolution, humans are still completely vulnerable while they sleep and lack any sort of defensive mechanism.

The defense mechanism is community you self centered prick

love reading late 90s/early 2000s scholarship on the potential of the internet. "hey we shouldn't let venture capitalists get in on this" And Then They Did

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

This reads like an article in the postillion

something twisted & heartbreaking about hearing izzy restructure his trauma so that he is to blame for it. of course he did this to himself. of course it's his fault. if you play with fire you can't blame it for burning you. it has nothing to do with loving a man who found it entirely too easy to destroy you. it has nothing to do with ruining a friendship that lasted a lifetime. it can't be about any of that. it can only be about izzy hands: a bad man who deserves to be punished because he can't ever stop playing with the fire.

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say

Gift it to the goth girl to win her heart.

Stole a mermaid's actual fucking heart oh my God

happy one year anniversary to this clusterfuck of a week

happy 2nd anniversary to *waves vaguely*

Happy 3rd Anniversary to those who celebrate the tumblr high holy Week of November 3rd

the thing that was and still is a thing