#hnngh

Despite the lengthy absence, your favorite fujoshi has once again returned to bring your attention to media. I am glad to say that I have been consuming Heated Rivalry like it were a religious text. And I am also glad to say that ogfujo, who lays deep inside of me, has been awoken once again. Stay tuned for more content in coming days.

This photoshoot reminded me just how beautiful the body of a gay man can be (regardless of the actor’s sexuality, cmon guys.) Their pert and supple bodies make my mouth water, in hopes that I might one day get to take a bite out of one of them. GQ made sure to feed me well with the boob and the bush.

This question also came in from @betrayedbycinnamon so that means I get to rec two fic 😁

Yeah, a billion times feels about right for the number of times I've read Professional Front, by @arsenicjade (arsenic on ao3). I’ve said this before but I love this fic so much, probably because it’s the one that woke me up to the fact that self-sacrifice is my favorite trope. Hhnngggh 🤤 This is one of those post-Avengers people-don’t-know-Coulson’s-alive fic. I read this fic and it tripped every wire in my brain, pleasure centers lighting up everywhere. Also, it was one of the fic that helped establish my head canon that ‘Clint had food insecurity issues as a kid’ (I wrote an entire 22k word fic about that, lol) Anyway, I love and regularly reread a lot of arsenic’s fic in multiple fandoms bc she is a master of whump, but this one sticks with me hard.

Related, is Chapter 2: Our Daily Bread of scifigrl47’s (@scifigrl47) fic Sci’s Avenger’s Food Prompts (must be logged in to ao3 to read). Each chapter in this fic is stand-alone, and it’s just the chapter 2 I’m particularly talking about here. Not that the other chapters aren’t also good, but the one I always go back to and reread is chapter 2. It’s another fic that addresses Clint and childhood food insecurity, but in a very different way. There’s no whump here, just a very awesome Phil and Steve helping Tony gain a little perspective. I’ve reread this single chapter over and over and over.

Oh, what the hell, while I’m on the subject of food and Clint, another fic I love that takes glancing hits at Clint and food (very glancing) and have reread repeatedly is dentalfloss’ In Wade We Trust (We Are So Screwed) (must be logged in to ao3 to read). This fic is Clint/Coulson and Clint &Wade Wilson(Deadpool).  It features a quietly smart and BAMF Clint, but also has humor and includes a bit of a case fic and also there’s whump! What more could you ask for? Also must add, I always always love dentalfloss’ Clint characterizations, and her Phil, and her Clint/Phil in this fic are always in my head as my baseline goal when I write them.