This is not for you

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

Monster Hunter sword and shield is like you can't hit me. You will never hit me. I am shmoovin. I'm flowing like water. I'm a hummingbird. Blocked. You have been parried. You have always been parried. I'm eighteen steps ahead of myself. It was always going to end this way.

MHwilds charge blade: TRIPLE PHAILED UP ON A SATURDAY NIGHT READY TO BUST A SUPER AMPED WOMBO COMBO THAT TURNS THIS HUNT INTO COMPLEX FIELD BUTCHERY oh I missed

I’m allergic, I’ve had to leave shows before because of this ish.

Hat tip @msilverstar isn’t this amazing… a little on the nose as an omen though!

Nimble axolotl :3 (on the pink stairs 🎶)

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

Absolutely nothing beats Valentine's parenting strategy of "this is my good son who I keep in the house and my evil son who I keep in the shed. They're both named Jonathan"

Meanwhile, no person ever: “You should think about giving up your insulin/antiretrovirals/beta blockers/anti-rejection drugs/prosthetic legs/daily multivitamin, because using those your whole life is bad for some reason”

Oh no, they do that too.

I have a kidney transplant. A woman once told me she didn’t believe in organ transplants and that people should just die when they’re meant to. 

Sounds like a great set-up for a murder

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

“You are one stroke of bad luck, common viral illness, or traumatic event away from being just like me” is honestly the most terrifying thing you can tell an abled person - and you should. I was healthy and fit and doing everything ‘right’ too - right up until some inner switch flipped and my body crumbled right out from under me.

Why? They're looking enough for both of us.

*between kisses to the top of my cat's tiny head* you are disgusting! You're despicable! You shouldn't exist! You're a monument to scientific hubris! You will be the downfall of humanity! I love you!

Four insults and four kisses given let's go gamers

This is getting out of hand