mercy is a kindness you can't afford

“What’s so bad about being with me?” You raped her. You changed her so fundamentally she is literally not the same person anymore. You took her body and her mind with no consideration for her own feelings about you. You dominate her life in a way she no longer has a life. You took everything from her but her life. She begged you to kill her but in your mind her not loving you was a fate worse than her death. It was never about you but you made it so anyway. She literally doesn’t exist without you. That is what your obsession did to her

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

Just saw the interview where Curry Barker explained that it's totally possible to get a normal wish from the One Wish Willow, and I love the way they did that so much. The reason Obsession happened isn't because it's trying to twist Bear's desires into something evil. It's not even because he phrased his want wrong. Obsession happened because Bear got his hands on a magic item that could do anything in existence, and chose to force someone to fall in love with him, which is an inherently evil thing to do.

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

what did tumblr look like back in the 90s

this says tubr

it was the 90s 

every so often i think about this post and how it was completely spur of the moment from the jump and it all just kind of pieced together perfectly. really beautiful. really truly beautiful honestly.

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

we used to have shiv roy and her tenacious hold on the belief that an admission of love is an admission of weakness we used to have shiv roy and her inability to hold her biggest weakness at arm's length bc of her love for him we used to have shiv roy and her inability to articulate affection inherited subconsciously from her mother bc all her father did was lie lie lie we used to have shiv roy and her i may not love you but i do love you i love you but i cannot fucking stomach you i'd follow you anywhere for love tom wambsgans. we used to have shiv roy and the slant of light that was never real !!!