Dr. Gay💫

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

shorter

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

I just want to play video games while cock warming.

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Turns out twinks get really mad if you pour rubber cement in their cum gutters

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*