they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

i think the TLC network may have been one of the most evil stations in history, their only shows were like; watch fat and disabled people suffer compounding health issues, vouyeristically observe the habits and lives of the autistic and mentally ill, watch women in poverty be shipped overseas to marry neglectful and abusive american men in order to not die from poverty, and the reactionary evangelical cult family show

fnaf is like harry potter for gen z

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

They dont know im reciting inauspicious mantras for the detriment of all beings

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight