demons pls interact

Misogynists love to say stuff like "This woman claims to hate all men but she's always posting about the white man blorbo she likes” then you check her blog and blorbo is comrade Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Its good

Needs more rats

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable