Eggs

when you quantum leap into a seal’s body but it isn’t the first time so you know how to play it pretty cool

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

the famously unproblematic white authors of ao3

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

I think id kiss my clone a liiiittle bit...I dunno....maaaaaaybee (me to my uber driver who's driving increasingly unsafe)