i hate my life bc why when the person im dating does something a little gross can i not just tell her that it’s lowkey hot? WHY WHY WHY,, GIRL YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW IM LOWKEY WEIRDED OUT BY YOU SNIFFING YOUR SHOES TO SEE IF YOUR FEET STANK, I COULDNT EVEN CARE LESS ABOUT THAT, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU SNIFFED TO BE SURE IS ACTUALLY KINDA GROSS
KINDA GROSS = IM LOWKEY GETTING HOT AND BOTHERED
fuck everyone fuck everyone fuck everyone recently she pulled away to burp and i had to hold back the urge to tell her to do it IN MY FUCKING MOUTH 🗣️ AND EVEN IF I JUST FORCED HER FACE BACK AND SHE DID IT IN MY MOUTH THEN WHAT? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THAT? “hi dont pull away, be nasty for me, you bitch~” IM SCARED THAT DOESNT WORK ON NORMAL PEOPLE
fuck everyone fuck everyone IM SUCH A FREAK UGHHH I NEED TO MAKE HER MATCH MY FREAK SO BAD
girlie told me she loves eating eggs but they always make her farts smell weird and then she laughed (probably out of slight embarrassment) AT THIS POINT THE UNIVERSE IS FUCKING WITH ME BECAUSE WHY WOULD SHE TELL ME
ME OF ALL PEOPLE
ABOUT THAT 😭😭😭😭 I WANT YOU SO BAD GIRLIE PLEASE STOP THIS
like omfg shut up about being embarrassed and come sit on my face about it

















