Sharted all over myself having an upset tummy while sick

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Sharted all over myself having an upset tummy while sick

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Not enough ppl in my asks telling me the disgusting ways they want to use me and fart up my nose!!!!!
at this point my farts are abnormal
Boys who fart. Boys who toot. Boys who rip ass. Boys who lift one of their plump cheeks off of their seat and fire off a reverberating bassy note. Boys who bend over and jut out their fat ass before firing off an explosive bubbly ripper. Boys who dare their other guys friends to pull their finger before erupting like a human whoopee cushion. Boys who cropdust public spaces without even an ounce of shame, smirking smugly when they hear people begin to cough and complain. Boys who sit their hefty caboose on their friend’s chest, jokingly teasing about how they can’t hold it any longer as said friends tries to shove them off and yells at them to get up between laughs. Boys who FART.
cute girls are meant to be farted on

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hope the pussy grips him in a way that freaks him the fuck out. hope he gets feverish when he gets a boner even
you’re so gross and weird and fucking creepy (flirting)
my favorite fart trope no one ever uses is when a hot girl doesn’t like a guy but is too nice or maybe too spiteful to simply say no so she instead tries to gross him out so he stops liking her instead. which usually leads to the cutest, nastiest slobbiest behavior ever and they’re always shameless because that’s how much she doesn’t want him to like her
where are the hot trans guys who fart like hell at?????? make yourself known handsome
Letting their cock slide between your folds without pushing in, just resting it there and going "oh sweetheart it's gonna be tight but we'll make it fit yeah?"

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bitch i’m talking to my bestie about what kinda sounds each type of chair would make fart wise and im rlly out here pretending like i’m not an expert in this field
absololutely huge shoutout to the bald, pop punk guy who used to be in my dms that was obsessed with me, i’m seeing one of your favorite bands + my rlly cool merch from another band you like arrived today
i don’t know why you dissapeared, but that’s probably why you’re bald.
fuck u for that i was actually excited :(( like how dare you make your favorite fart queen so sad, you could’ve had SO MUCH 😔😔😔
i hace a date night tonight (i’m sleeping over) and now i’m trying to get all my gas out before i have to go </333333
Maybe a controversial post but I noticed a lot of times in eprocto content it usually revolves around massive bloating, weight gain, furries, feederism, etc. (No hate to people into this stuff, it's just not my thing)
Honestly what actually turns me on is the idea of a conventionally attractive person farting. I want to see their gorgeous faces twist in discomfort, ripples and bubbles of sewage hidden neatly under toned abs, the epitome of beauty's face showing pleasure meant for an orgasm, instead used for relief of their putrid, gross guts.
I need to hear that boyish laugh and evil smirk as the hot male actor admits to his rip, that mischevious grin and blush as the model realizes she's on camera, the panic or lack of panic as gas makes its way out after being held too long.
I want to see pain, annoyance as their perfect body fights against being perfect for once. I want to hear muffled groans and sighs as they try to hold it in as much as possible. Fidgeting, avoiding eye contact, pacing, groaning, all while looking as sexy and ethereal as possible.
it genuinely feels like everybody i try to date secretly knows i have a fart fetish and is lowkey teasing me about it.
I went out with this girl recently and we were cuddling, at one point we switch positions and she asks me to lay inbetween her legs and then she proceeds to tell me that, me laying down is putting alot of pressure on her tummy and she’s worried she might fart 😭
then the date i went on before that i shit you not, this guy just kinda ripped one out of nowhere, apologized and moved on but i swear his stomach was acting up all day
and then the guy before that, i kinda stopped dating this person cuz i realised he was a piece of shit but before i did, this guy was just always ripping ass 🙏 and it was absolutely rancid everytime too, like it was actually disgusting and i had to tell him to see a doctor bc that seemed concerning
and then the person before that, total freak so i just kinda outed myself as a fart fetishist and they almost immediately started ripping ass and THAT WAS SO CUTE <3 live laugh love this last person actually^^
but yea i think everyone just smells the fetish on me and is lying about not knowing about it :(
i forgot to mention this insane ass story here but there was this guy who, he had an interest in me but i wasn’t interested in him HOWEVER we hung out a couple times because he was pretty cool
i had a sleepover at his house one time and it got super late because he genuinely couldn’t fall asleep. Out of nowhere he goes “y’know, one thing i used to be super proud of is my farts, i don’t know why but i just am” and then he ripped the FATTEST fart ever 🙏 and he had a huge crush on me so he actually got really embarrassed afterwords but then here and there he’d still rip total ass and it was like,, such a fever dream. But again it’s like somehow HE KNEW i was into farts and did it on purpose because HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS 😭😭😭😭😭

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i’m so fucking bad, i’ll literally hear one little fart and immediately become horny. life is hell
Victoria feels different this morning. Of course, she doesn't smell. You didn't let her shower before work, and with the lack of deodorant, she's increasingly worried about the idea, but her perfume is still holding up, and she's still just not the type to smell.
But the idea is in her head, the idea that 'Victoria the good girl' has been replaced, her identity removed by Victoria the smelly girl. She seems reluctant to even go to work, afraid of embarrassing herself.
But you want her to embarrass herself.You insist she go. Her texts throughout the day are composed at first, but rapidly becoming undone:
"No smell yet, haha, guess I'm just not really built for body odor lol ;)"
"One of my coworkers actually complimented me on my perfume lmao"
"OK, I just put my arms up to grab something and there's...there's a bit of odor there."
You pounce on the opportunity. You demand that she goes to the company bathroom,locks herself in a cubicle, and sniffs her armpits and feet in a video for you.
For five minutes, you just get dots. She's struggling. Eventually, she just sends two words:
"Ew, Gross."
You change her name in the chat to Victoria the smelly girl. And that seems to remind her of her place. 30 minutes later, you get the video. She's flustered and embarrassed, tentatively making small talk as she slowly peels her shoes and socks off. She starts with her feet first.
"OK, there's just normal, they're just."
You catch the flutter of embarrassment in her cheeks. She's noticed the smell, and it's doing something to her, something she can't hide. She moves on quickly to her armpits
"OK, OK, so they don't.....They don't smell bad, but they're uh, they're uh, a little fragrant ok?"
The admission causes her to shut down, she ends the video quickly. But you want more. You text again:
"Victoria. A smelly girl does what she's told. I want your coworkers to notice you. I want you to fart around them for me."
This time, her response is quick
"Absolutely fucking NOT, are you out of your mind? I'm not doing embarrassing myself for you like that!"
"Yes, you will. What are you, Victoria?"
"I'm, I'm not fucking doing that, ok?"
"It's fucking gross, and embarrassing and humiliating."
"It's not like me, I'm not doing it."
"I'm......."
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"I'm a smelly girl."
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She gets home from work breathless, and hopelessly flustered. You already know she did it. Victoria, the clean, beautiful, put together, preppy fashionista, just farted near someone deliberately. And, as you slide your hand down her skirt, you realize that that isn't even the most embarrassing part.
The most embarrassing part is that it made her wet.
i love this story so much you have no idea <3 i’m reading this super super so i might reblog this with better stuff to say but i absolutely adore this edition