Bundle of Souls

Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

Finally, somebody siad is in a succinct way

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.