Such that

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

old folks were right about one thing it feels good as fuck to go "ugghh" whenever you sit down and stand up.

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

everything you're debunking i'm rebunking it

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

its been 12 years

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Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

i have no particular feelings about the kid who shot charlie kirk. like it's not like anyone got radicalized off the back of that killing. it immediately became a gigantic joke. erika kirk started running around rallies doing aerial silks to kid rock songs. candace owens done lost what was left of her damn mind. nick fuentes is basically the same amount of influential he was always going to be. tradcathy at work outed herself as a hardcore antisemite by agreeing with the nick fuentes "charlie kirk was assassinated by the jews" theory. kids on the subway love to sing that we are charlie kirk song like it's the "let's get together and kill barney" of our time. all taken together it just kinda stands as an example of how nihilistic and pointlessly ultraviolent the late american empire became shortly before the fall of the emperor trump

people at my brothers school have started using "kirk" as slang for a bj