Found a list I wrote down at dawn this morning after waking up from an FFX-themed dream. It started out that my parents had booted up their old PS2 with the disc in it, but instead of showing the Sad Is Sad opening scene, it was showing the Yunalesca battle. EXCEPT.
It had glitched so the Tidus texture was wrapped around the starter snake and snake tentacles. At first, this was just funny and I wouldn't let my parents shut it off. But then, my dream editor decided to start playing along and using Tidus' battle quotes.
Second form was not Tidus, but Jecht. Not anything like Yunalesca OR Jecht, however; it was a huge red mech, roughly like "attack it when the tail's up!" from ff7 except more vertical, sat back on its haunches, more chonk, and brought up to FFX graphics standards.
And now we had control of the party, and I kept swapping people in and out because Jecht kept taunting them individually and clobbering them
Whence the list, and this post. Although the quotes sounded cooler in the dream.
Penalty shot. (Dribbles Wakka and punts him offscreen. Wakka limps back, 1 HP).
Al Bhed Glitch. (picks up Rikku with robot claw, shakes her this way and that way so random items, gil, and HP rain dsin, drops her.)
Nice try, old man (absolutely wrecks Auron with various pummeling and physical attacks. There were other, better quotes, but I have forgotten.)
Nope.(Simply touches Kimahri and he falls like a brick on snow.)
Not you, too, Yuns. (Kinda pushes her out of the way. Only person he doesn't TKO or drop to 1HP..)
Your sacrifice is duly noted. (Lulu staggers and falls... zombie, poison, or some kind of miasma).
Seymour, Isaaru, and/or Dona also get responses if they somehow show up, all three one-shotted.
Seymour: How's this for a dowry?
if they attacked together, there was a scathingly dismissive line something along the lines of "rats would be embarassed to be defeated by the likes of you."