I'm hungry

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

I relate this to a… WORRYING degree.

#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller

Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.

The Borgias, among the most feared and reviled families in European history, running a fish 'n chips shop with deep fried Mars bars is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like something from a D&D campaign where they decided to completely change genres.

Ferdinand feels like the main charger from a new poob original that everyone is getting wet about

white people love to let their giant untrained dogs off leash and then petulantly call their name 80 times in a row while standing stock still as their dog completely ignores them and runs amok

Where's that post about how angsty teen atheists wish they could blaspheme as much as real american christians do

new downloadable golden calf!