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Neuvillette x reader āBride of the Dragonā
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RIP to the legend
This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:
He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. Itās permeable to water vapor but not to water, itās nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. Itās cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, itās used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.
Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.
holy fuc
I didnāt even know it had a name
Bride of the Dragon (2)
A mundane moment
CW: Fluff, Cuddling, Making out
The princess felt a claw shift her forward before a larger frame presses against her. Neuvillette pulls her back against his chest. He lays one arm on her waist and lets the other dangle off the couch.
The princess merely ignores his antics and goes back to reading. She was determined to finish this chapter today if it was the last thing she did!
It was nice to have a lazy day off with her husband. Oh, how strange it felt to call Neuvillette her husband. The two of them agreed that this was to be a mutually beneficial arrangement with no strings attached. She tried so hard to make sure to keep to that agreement, but it was getting harder every day to suppress her growing feelings for the gorgeous dragon man.
As for Neuvillette, he let go of the āno stringsā part of their agreement about a week into the marriage. If she was going to be this adorable and seductive without even trying then it wasnāt fair for him to have to hide his attraction. If she wasnāt going to try not to seduce him then he might as well not try to not be seduced.
Neuvillette slowly moves his head to the nape of her neck. He kisses her there, waiting to gage her reaction. When she doesnāt respond he moves to the side of her neck, causing her to squeal as his lips meet her sensitive spot.
āNeuvillette!ā She whines.
His eyes glaze over in a cold lust. āDo you want me to stop?ā
āFrankly yes! I donāt want to be ignorant of your culture if this is some kind of dragon thing but kissing on the neck means something very intimate to humans!ā She growls and wipes her neck.
Neuvillette felt a strange sensation bubbling in his chest. How dare she not want his markings on her. She was his wife and she would take his mark!
He flips her onto her back and climbs above her. āLittle Princessā¦ I donāt know what you think we dragons are like but I assure you that Kissing and biting on the neck is as intimate for you as it is for us. I want you, I want to mark you, Iāve wanted you to be like this since the moment I fist laid my eyes on you.ā
She felt heat run to her cheeks as she tries to turn away. āWhy?!ā
āBecause youāre everything I want in a wife. Youāre self assured, opinionated, curious. Yet youāre content with a simple life like I am. We have the same goals, the same dreams, the same values of what our life should be. I donāt want a wife constantly fighting with me, nor do I want a soft doe who will submit. I want a woman who wants me, who loves me, and who will tell me when Iām going too far.ā
āAnd you think thatās me?ā She furrows her brows in confusion and agitation. How can he be so sure about thisāAbout herāaboutĀ wantingĀ her?
āIĀ knowĀ thatās you.ā He insists, confident in his assertion.
āHow? How do you āknowā?ā
He cups her face in his hands. āBecause you wouldnāt be here asking for me if you werenāt absolutely sure that you could handle it.ā
āHow do you know that Iām not just desperate to start fresh?ā
āBecause you could have bought a ship and become a sailor if it was just about leaving. Most people donāt go up to a dragon unless they know they can handle themselves.ā He chuckles.
āThat blond knight does-ā
He growls, closing in on her as she mentions that pesky measly human. āAND HE IS A FOOL!ā He claims her lips in his own. āYou. Are. Mine! In both the eyes of the law of the dragons, and in the eyes of Celestia above. I have taken every precaution to make sure that no one can EVER take you away.ā
She felt her heart racing. Did he really do that much for her? The two of them barely knew each other. Sure he was handsome and strongā¦ very strong, with perfectly toned musclesā¦ maybe she could enjoy the spoils of her venture just for a little while.
She pulls him down against her lips again and she balls her fits at his roots. His lips were so softā¦ his hands were so big as they explored her bodyā¦ her curvesā¦ paying reverence to every inch of her. Why did she try to deny herself of this again? Whoās to say? He pulls her out of her thoughts as his tongue penetrates her lips wrestling with her own as he lifts her body towards his, trying to become as close to her as physically possible.
wellā¦ here you two wereā¦ on the couchā¦ kissing with a fire burning in your hearts hotter than any dragons breathā¦ so maybe it was time to put this āno stringsā deal to rest and see where an actual relationship could go if you let it blossom as such.
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Oops! You accidentally forgot about your tea for too long š„šø
[The Fire Nation captures the Gaang.]
Toph Beifong: [bag gets put over her head] Are you *kidding* me? I'm blind!
Azula probably: Great point! Guards! Get the little one some shoes. *smirks evily*
Toph: You monster.
You: Pantalone? Can you please help me with the zipper?
Pantalone: Of course, Darling. *zips*
You: Up, Pantalone.
Pantalone: I donāt think so, Darlingā¦ *kisses you neck.*
Tangled Pomefiore š¹šš
Rook out here looking like Gyro Zeppeli
Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona
i still hate this post so much. iām an ox and a taurus. iām a bull bull. iām so fucking annoyed oh m y go d
noticed the two types of people in the tags
Before you stand 2 ox. One ox always lies. The other always tells the truth.
Pig goatfish
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do what you will but never forget he is fucked up
dont forget;
But never forget.
Pokemon Heritage Post
swiper the fox?!
(I swear the looks more like Swiper every day! š)
man I hate having ADHD! Time blindness has been kicking my ass more than usual lately.
will you 1. yell at him or 2. comfort him
Fandom Problem #14,606:
"Breeding kink? Errrm, just say you're CATHOLIC!"
I don't know how to explain to you that one of the most base biological functions predates the Catholic church.
Well if we want to get religiousā¦ Adam and Eve had likeā¦ 33 girls and 23 boysā¦ so really itās whatever they were.
I hate all these posts moralizing about how itās not righteous to discuss hurting rapists because you can hypothetically target someone who was labeled a sex offender but didnāt do anything morally reprehensible when most of the time the people saying that are speaking from experience and are discussing their frustrations of wanting the people who personally abused them to die. and yeah sure you can also get into a debate about rehabilitation verses revenge based justice but thatās such a cruel thing to turn the discussion towards when someone said they wish they could have fought back against a pedophile who molested them. or maybe Iām just a sensitive violent freak who knowssss
yeah, Iām sorry but I donāt think you can rehabilitate rapists. Especially the ones that donāt have any remorse for what theyāve done.
And let me make this absolutely clear there is no world in which a child molester deserves to be forgiven. What they deserve is to be sent down to the pits of hell and Iāll be sure that they have a one-way ticket there so fucking pull up!
Now, if we want to talk about decriminalizing some of these offensesā¦ (The peeing in public, the homeless people washing their clothes, the absolutely unavoidable situationās) that is a discussion that we can have at a later time and date. But what the screenshoted person is doing now just makes them seem like they are a rape apologist.
Why are they so offended that people want to kill child molesters? Why are they so offended that people want to kill rapists? Why does it seem like theyāre trying to downplay One of the most (if not the absolute most) heinous action someone can do?
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āTrey is Heartslabyulās parental figure.ā INCORRECT.
Riddle is the one ensuring their homework is done, their grades are passing, that theyāre in bed by a reasonable time, that they finish chores, AND he can yell at them until they cry while doing these things just like a parent would.
But, no one understands them better than he does and he will hear no arguments on the matter. Those are his children, he birthed them himself.
Trey is the stepdad at most, that everyone runs to when mom is in a bad mood.
It's called bodily autonomy, you douchebags, fucking let old people do what they want. I hope she died with her back blown out and absolutely blasted on her substance of choice.
Yeah, bodily autonomy and the dignity of risk and the fucking fact that if you're dying anyway, there's no benefit whatsoever to wasting your last hours of earthly existence in the bland beige walls of a nursing home or hospital and it should not only be allowed but offered as a service to bring the dead or dying (or not dying yet) person out into the world to enjoy those parts of it that aren't allowed inside the bland beige walls of a nursing home or hospital.
Let them be taken outside. Let them be taken home. Let them be taken to their favorite places. Let them use their substances of choice. Let them see their pets. Let them do really inadvisable bucket list items. Let them risk precipitating their deaths. Let them go out on their own terms, and also let them hang out on their own terms in the meantime.
Also, deschedule ALL drugs for people on hospice. "You can't do that, you might die" "I have some news for you about the existing situation." I mean come on.
(Minnesota recently passed a "happy hour" law allowing nursing home patients to drink alcohol. It's a good first step.)
