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since football and football have the same names i think we should resolve this with my new sport Definitive Football, detailed thusly:

the field is a standard football field including the goals, goalposts, and end zones

there are four teams: two football teams, and two football teams

the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it

at the same time

on the same field

while dodging around the teams playing the other football

either football can be interacted with by either team as if it were their football, including all rules for how they can interact with it and how they can score with it

tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss

i think this would result in several exciting new and innovative forms of long-term injury

gooseplumes

The “Always muscles?” being so high up on the who am I board is so funny. Grace like ok i just woke up from a coma. First question: why am I Ryan gosling

jooniely

No because I too was wondering how he had muscles given he was in a coma for so long lol

starfieldcanvas

It's so high up because Grace seeing his own naked body and trying to use that body to move and climb is the first thing that happens once he can sit up. As a result, he very quickly notices that the amount of muscle he has seems not only like more muscle than someone in a longterm coma ought to have, but also like more muscle than he himself feels like he ought to have! Book!Grace has a genuine little moment of body dysphoria when he sees the muscle on his body, so he naturally wonders if perhaps he didn't have quite that much muscle prior to his coma.

And book!Grace is absolutely right to wonder: the coma caretaker robot exercised his limbs for him while he was unconscious, so he has muscle on his body that he not only can't remember but also genuinely has never seen or consciously experienced before.

Since as far as I know the PHM filmmakers didn't actually make Ryan Gosling lose muscle mass to play pre-coma Grace, movie!Grace has exactly as much muscle on Earth as he does aboard the Hail Mary, but the "Always muscles??" scrawl on the identity whiteboard is a nod to that detail from the book.

partyinthecloudkingdom

more specifically book!grace wakes up covered in electrode patches, so instead of being routinely moved around by the coma robot he was actually having his muscles stimulated with electricity to maintain muscle mass

don't even get me started on the details of how the human waste problem was addressed 😬

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Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth

maybe y'all didn't notice but fat people who don't hate ourselves sure did notice that people were obsessed with shitting on fat people in the late 90s and early 2000s (conservative political time) and now are again (fascist political time), coincidentally while the market for weight loss has become a 90 billion dollar industry due to glp1s.

you are not immune to propaganda. it makes some people a whole hell of a lot of money for you to hate fat people and fear becoming (or staying, I think like 70% or something of the US is fat) one of us.

ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth

a lot of the fearmongering over fatness comes from studies directly funded by the weight loss industry...i think people don't really realize or think about the fact that research can absolutely be influenced and skewed by its funding. there is also research that shows that an amount of the negative health outcomes for fat people come from anti-fat bias. if you go to the doctor with concerns and the doctor simply tells you to lose weight, your problem is neglected and you may not even bother going to the doctor with the next problem.

every fat person you know for the most part probably has a story like this, of medical neglect. many of the stories i've heard personally are when the complaint or the doctor wasn't related at all, like being told to lose weight at the ear nose and throat doctor or at the dentist. it's straight up just bias. it's such a thing that in the show Shrill it's portrayed, when Aidy Bryant goes to the gynecologist and her doctor suggests she get gastric bypass.

the studies on health and fatness are simply not that black and white and there is basically no research that shows that more than an incredibly tiny minority of people can lose weight and keep it off for more than like 2 years. bodies have set points that they gravitate towards, it's not a personal failure. this also is how the weight loss industry succeeds so well - repeat customers.

some of the harm associated with fatness is also due to weight cycling, which is very hard on your body and is even worse if you get off a GLP1, which according to a recent study causes weight to be regained at a rate that is 4x faster than without taking a GLP1.

you don't have to hate yourself. you don't have to hate other people for their body type either. it makes me so sad to see the thinspo tag going around again in 2026 a lot like it was back in the day.

some resources to learn more here:

https://www.reuters.com/article/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/feeling-fat-may-be-worse-for-you-than-being-fat-idUSTON079061/

A study spanning almost four decades and involving more than 100,000 adults in Denmark found that those with an 'overweight' body mass index

there's so much crazy shit once you go down the rabbit hole. for example, BMI was not invented by anyone with a medical background. it was never meant to measure individual health.

ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth

The U.S. weight loss industry reached an unprecedented high in 2023, estimated at $90 billion, largely driven by surging sales of the widely

Evidence is mounting that our body fat supports everything from our bone health to our mood, and now, research suggests it also regulates bl

ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth

just gonna reblog this forever because i love fat people and we deserve fuckin basic human dignity and respect regardless of our weight

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I hear they’re fighting on stage soon 👍

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(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

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salmonballer

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

pancakeke

*bashes it with another master lock*

arrowquillpokemon

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

gluttonousgoddess

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

arrowquillpokemon

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

karnalesbian

go outside and try to suplex a bird

dolleyeresponse

tell me how bug resists fighting

karnalesbian

go outside and try to suplex a bug

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anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

crabanarchy

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

crabanarchy

UPDATE: I think I may have gone too far on this. I was making a whole production of being stupefied and enfeebled after he brought me my morning pistachio frappe. I had my manservant bring me to my chambers so I could cough weakly in my bed with the sunshine falling weakly across my pallid face because I know he really likes that but he didn't even smile and I heard him whispering "I didn't even poison that one" to his dark serpent. Now he hasn't even whispered maliciously into my ear all day and the servants say they saw him alone in his chambers bouncing his scrying orb into the wall. Should I come clean and apologise or do I try to make it seem like someone else poisoned me? It might cheer him up to have an imaginary rival to plot against

nickolasflanelart

This was meant as an experiment because someone told me my artstyle looks like that of Hades (which I take as a compliment)

So naturally I spent 10ish Hours using that knowledge to make LSA2SF fanart.

I hope you like it!

whencartoonsruletheworld

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

dragoninhumanskin

This genuinely made me want to not watch it

daysleftofsecondterm

I thought I had nothing to say but I do.

Even the Arthur retelling of The Odyssey includes the “my name is Nobody” gag. And if an Aardvark can get that right, I expect more of a billion dollar box office flop.

#the nobody scene is like. quintessential Odysseus #he outsmarts the enemy #gets cocky #and promptly fucks himself over

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