stay brutal.

Match my freak or match my equal in combat good sir knight

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

“Do something good for once”

Steven Kings Twitter is 1/3 scathing indightment of the trump administration 1/3 really good book recommendations and 1/3 tweets about his corgi named Molly the thing of evil lmao please follow him

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this